I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
