haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
