3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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