hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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