You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
