You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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