So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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