Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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