Betty ford says i'm here all night
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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