I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
