Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
