butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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