i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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