as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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