His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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