it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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