Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
we should paint friendship bongs
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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