But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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