i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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