I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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