I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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