Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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