She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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