belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I touched a dick in church today
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