The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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