Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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