you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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