I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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