i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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