Jerry, you need to find god
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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