So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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