I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The feeling are messing with the penis
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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