i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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