Your tits are I can't wait for
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She told me I should be a condom model.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
40s are totally the cure
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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