We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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