2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i think my mom watched the whole time
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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