batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I believe in your delicious
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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