Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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