We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
