It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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