He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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