I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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