If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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