okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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