Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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