You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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