Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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