Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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