she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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