Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's shark week go big or go home
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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