he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I wear drunk well.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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